A three-eyed cow born in India has been dubbed a “divine miracle” and a reincarnation of Hindu God, Shiva, with a veterinary doctor saying it is not Viswanatha but an abnormal embryo development.
Aha! Excellent! This is a perfect display of the theory of evolution at work in the modern era! With crappy cell phone video and all!
Clearly, this mutant, super-seeing, super-smelling cow will be favored for mating over all others in its herd. (And that’s true whether it’s allowed to breed naturally, or forced by its owners.) So this cow will start a new species, which will eventually come to supplant all other cows in the world.
I just wish I could be here in a couple hundred thousand years, and see them roaming the hills, here in the Americas.