These things are great. I guess it’s time for a whole new Gen Z Bible translation.
After Jesus started live streaming, and the chat filled up, he began to go off saying:
W to those who aren’t thirsty for this mid life, for they will have eternal life.
W to those who take L’s from this life, for they will receive an everlasting W.
W to those who don’t throw hands, for they will secure the eternal bag.
W to those who want help passing God’s vibe check, for he will say bet.
W to those who don’t cancel others, for they will not be cancelled by the top G.
W to those whose spiritual fit is immaculate, for their hearts will be cuffed by god.
W to those who turn opps into bros, for they will be called CEOs of peace.
W to those who catch hands for being valid, for they will not be left on read by God.
W to you when the opps be cappin hard and do you so very dirty because you’re my fan,
Trust you have crushed it and have the eternal W, for so they did the true bros before you.