“Can Everyone See My Screen?”

“YES! EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR SCREEN. THAT’S LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS STUPID SOFTWARE.”

If you can ask if your screen can be seen, and you reasonably expect to be able to hear someone respond to that query, you should know without a shadow of a doubt that everyone can see your screen, which inevitably is showing some stupid PowerPoint slide that we call could have done without anyway.

So it turns out that there are, in fact, stupid questions.

When I’m president, I will make it illegal to ask, “Can everyone see my screen?” in online meetings.

I expect to be swept into office on a “purple wave” with no other policy positions.

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