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I was born at the perfect time to pursue a career in full-stack software development. I grew up programming 8-bit computers, then learned Unix in college. I entered the workforce at the emergence of Windows for Workgroups and Linux, and I'll be retiring right about the time the AI's make me redundant. Also, the year Social Security goes broke.
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Months and months of planning by lots and lots of middle management can save literally hours of programming.
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Give a man a program, and you'll frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, and you'll frustrate him for a lifetime.
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I've put all of my skill points into arguing with blinking lights.
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But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a new piece of Apple gear, to lust after it, hath committed purchase of it already in his heart.
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Don't say you're easy on me; you're about as easy as a nuclear war.
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I sold the Renoir and the TV set; don't wanna be around when this gets out.
Duran Duran, The Reflex
Category Archives: Humor
DNA Lounge: 25-May-2021 (Tue): Wherein we have a new POS
(Revel business model: “Uber for cash registers”.) Source: DNA Lounge: 25-May-2021 (Tue): Wherein we have a new POS This is the tell that makes me believe JWZ is the anonymous author of n-gate.
Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim – YouTube
Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity. This is no longer … Continue reading
*The* Suicide Squad
So DC has finally figured out how to get some of that famous Marvel movie success: hire a (possibly disillusioned) Marvel director to make a movie for you. Oh, and poach 2 of the most-popular franchise character actors while you’re at … Continue reading
The Hustle – YouTube
New video guy. “Epiphanies: 0” Also, completely brilliant: The followup is also completely brilliant.
Meet the Hollywood divorce lawyer hired by Kim | Evening Standard
After six years of marriage, titillating headlines and rumoured meltdowns, it appears that the first couple of Calabasas are (almost) no more. Kim Kardashian is said to have filed for divorce from Kanye West. Source: Meet the Hollywood divorce lawyer … Continue reading
Thank You, Javascript
In the vein of Jimmy Fallon’s “thank you notes” bit: Thank you, Javascript, XHR, and ad tech for making the modern web basically unusable on $1,000 phones with 4G LTE connections. This situation is patently ridiculous.
So True, and So Wrong
This resonates with me. Spend millions on some new equipment to make widgets better? Sure! Spend thousands to improve the functionality of the lifeblood of the company? Well… I don’t know… Seriously, though, there’s so much wrong with the way … Continue reading
Confirmed: Gucci Fall/Winter 2020 Menswear Still Slaps
Alessandro Michele turned up his blouse game and blasted Marilyn Manson on the Milan runway for his latest collection, a statement against toxic masculinity Source: Confirmed: Gucci Fall/Winter 2020 Menswear Still Slaps The movie, The Devil Wears Prada, made me … Continue reading