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I was born at the perfect time to pursue a career in full-stack software development. I grew up programming 8-bit computers, then learned Unix in college. I entered the workforce at the emergence of Windows for Workgroups and Linux, and I'll be retiring right about the time the AI's make me redundant. Also, the year Social Security goes broke.
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Months and months of planning by lots and lots of middle management can save literally hours of programming.
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Give a man a program, and you'll frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, and you'll frustrate him for a lifetime.
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I've put all of my skill points into arguing with blinking lights.
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But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a new piece of Apple gear, to lust after it, hath committed purchase of it already in his heart.
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Don't say you're easy on me; you're about as easy as a nuclear war.
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I sold the Renoir and the TV set; don't wanna be around when this gets out.
Duran Duran, The Reflex
Category Archives: Humor
Pizza Delivery
The “Crusty Crab Pizza” episode aired on August 14, 1999. It’s been 25 years, and it still lives rent free in my head.
Meat in Gelatin
That’s gelatin — flavorless Jello — it’s encased in. One of the top 3 meals I ever had was at a converted 17th-century abbey in England, and part of the meal was rabbit “terrangue” — that’s what I remember it … Continue reading
Ferris Bueller Orders a Pizza
This is so well done, I don’t even care that it was an ad.
A lone scientist descending into the radioactive darkness of Chernobyl in 1986
This is him now. Feel old yet?
We Want Your Soul
No notes. It definitely helps that the song itself is a banger.
Cleaning the Griddle
When I “went to college” at Purdue, I stayed in the dorm all 4 years. What can I say? I liked the convenience of someone else cleaning the bathrooms and doing the cooking. For freshman year — and second half … Continue reading
Amazon Having a Normal One
Shopping for shirts on Amazon. And, no, that’s for real. I’m almost tempted to order it, just to see what shows up.
Why is the Rum Always Gone?
That’s funny. This looks eerily similar to where the raise to the US minimum wage went.
Dead Startup Toys
Iconic startup disasters – now as collectible toys! Source: Dead Startup Toys You simply must press “F”, as it says at the bottom.